I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. You hit me with a cricket bat. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

  • I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
  • No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.
  • Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.